I know what you're thinking

You're thinking, "3 weeks away and no chickens?"  

I've just been saving them up. 

At Ripley's Believe it or Not. I believe it. 

Street art. 

Hello, we have two tea towels in this pattern.  This was in our London flat. 

This one was by the door in our Edinburgh flat. Meant to be!

See, poultry has global appeal.